Welcome to my blog. The name's Professor Soapy Gumsalot. But you can just call me Professor. Or Soapy. Or Gumsy. Anything really, except a fish. Let's get this correct from the start. I am an axolotl. Not a fish, not a lizard, not a pokemon. Axolotl.
Right now, I am only beginning my mission. I a little over a month old, and still stuck with my brothers and sisters in a small container. I've started to grow my back legs and pretty soon, I will leave this place and fly across the country to where my secret lab is held.
You see, I have decided that my life's mission is to learn more about these human people folk. They are always looking in the tank, observing us. Little do they know that I, the Professor, am observing back. I may look cute and silly in my permanent neotenic state but it is all an act! So far, my future human slave person has fallen for it. And she will continue to be fooled! A silly antic here, a cute smile there... she will never know. But you, my trusty readers know the truth!
This is my biography, research, memoir...what have you. Follow along, it will be an adventure!
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