I haven't forgotten you dear memoir. I've just been busy documenting everything about my human. After arriving I had to adapt to my new routine and tank. I think I have the hang of things now. She wakes up and gets ready for the work. This is perfect because once she is gone I can go about my business in private. Swim a few laps, have a peaceful nap ALONE (do you know how freaky it is to have someone hover over you while you are trying to sleep? Or to wake up to a gigantic teeth grinning human? Terrifying!). I even redecorate sometimes. My blue plant is my absolute favorite, and I make sure I play in it at least a few times a day.
While she is away at the work, sometimes the Lola dog thing sleeps in her bed. I've gotten to know her, and she has been very useful to me in gathering information. Did you know there are many other types of dog things out there? And some other species called cats. Another animal which Lola has taught me about are these evil creatures called squirrels. So many different types of animals, but the human has to be the most fascinating one.
They talk, and yet they do not mean what they say. I can tell sometimes humans feel one thing, but say the opposite. I wonder why they do that? And so many feelings! I only have hungry and more hungry, but humans are more complicated than that. It boggles my mind that they feel "full", and won't eat what is in front of them. Strange, strange creatures.
